Oh deadlines, which art eternal
Curs-ed be thy name
Thy time is come
And my panicking is done
In silence, as there are people working next to me.
Give me this day a decent idea
And forgive my procrastination
As I forgive those bastards who don’t give me the brief on time
And lead me not into useless meetings
But deliver me from last minute changes
For thine is the oh FUCK, YOU WANT IT TODAY?!
The Lord’s Prayer The Graphic Designer’s Prayer