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And then I realized a giant project is due today.

Oh deadlines, which art eternal

Curs-ed be thy name

Thy time is come

And my panicking is done

In silence, as there are people working next to me.

Give me this day a decent idea

And forgive my procrastination

As I forgive those bastards who don’t give me the brief on time

And lead me not into useless meetings

But deliver me from last minute changes

For thine is the oh FUCK, YOU WANT IT TODAY?!

~~The Lord’s Prayer~~ The Graphic Designer’s Prayer

Reblogged from Shades of Mauve

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Fandom: Pokemon & Twilight.

“Jacob picked Pikachu back up and tried to aim his penis for the proper mark. He knew he had hit with the satisfying “PIKA!” that was breathed from the Pikachu as his penis entered its anus.”

Reblogged from WTF Fanfiction

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nohetero:

This is what an abortion looks like at 10 weeks. They removed the baby with a rusty spatula and just left it on a plate to be eaten. Pro-“choice” people don’t care that this baby could have saved the world. Who knows what it might have become? A doctor? A lawyer? A delicious breakfast pastry? We’ll never know, because ABORTION.

This is fucking HEARTBREAKING. Anyone who allows things like this to happen is fucking terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself for abetting the MURDER of PEOPLE.

I can’t look at this it makes me sick.

reblog this or you don’t have a heart

DON’T WANT A BABY? DON’T PREHEAT YOUR GRIDDLE.

OH MY GOD

THAT LAST ONE

The release of endorphins during an abortion are tragically beautiful.

… and fuckin delicious with butter and syrup.