May 2013
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Hey
You guys wanna give me $50?
I really want this book.
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I just ordered some gaming/computer glasses to help with my eye strain. I guess I’ll find out next week if they are worth the $42 I paid for them.
They normally cost $120, so I had to try it.
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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You know what’s really weird? When you go to reblog a new post on your dash that has like 0 notes still, you hit the reblog button, and by the time you finish typing and tagging and actually post it to your blog it has 1,000 notes.
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elsenliberator:
jimbertimber:
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
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glittering-knight:
mephtheoocderp:
glittering-knight:
I’m apparently succeeding at pissing off multiple people this week.
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I don’t understand why men have to be so fucking rude. If I hold the door open for you instead of letting it slam in your face behind me, a simple “thank you” would suffice. There is NO NEED to glare at me as if my simple act of COMMON DECENCY was uncalled for.
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These are the essay questions that I have to write 3 coherent pages each on, all from memory when I go to my final exam tomorrow morning.
Not to mention all of these “potential identifications” that I have to memorize paragraphs of information on just in case the professor chooses them for the exam. (There will be 5 chosen that I will have to write about).
Stuff like this is...
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okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
Oh god…tumblr knows.
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You've got to be kidding me
63K people never drank Starbucks to begin with LOL
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My followers are dropping like flies.
What am I doing different?
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I need to study right now but I’m so sleepy and it’s only 8pm. I’m at my grandma’s house though, so there isn’t anything with caffeine here.
WHAT DO I DO
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goforeverforworseorbetter:
goodbye-old-friend:
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
abandoned-us:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
I signed three times with...
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I found my new favorite beer.
Not that I’ve tried many beers.
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Top 10 Questions Millennials Ask the Internet
kateoplis:
1. What is a meme?
2. How do I use Pinterest?
3. How to boil an egg?
4. What is hummus?
5. What is twerking?
6. What is 401k?
7. What is The Great Gatsby about?
8. What is a hashtag?
9. What is a narcissist?
10. How to tie a tie?
Oh god I’m 21 and I still don’t know how to boil an egg. I don’t like eggs though so I guess I have an excuse. I can’t tie...
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enkidurgah:
My grandmother is confusing torque and twerk and I don’t know how to explain it to her
My 83 year old grandma calls “texting” “twittering” and I’m not even sure where she got that word from.
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I feel like shit. I wish Brad was here. He has plans though…
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Watchterraforce:
This is the only post on this site I care about
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Damn I’ve lost 3 followers XD
Oh well, the rest of you are cool.
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bonebeat asked: you said to tell you if your post about gender neutral people was harmful, and i wanted to tell you that it definitely is. no non-binary person is asking anyone to pretend that their biological sex is nonexistant they're saying it's irrelevant and potentially something that they don't feel is anyone's business. it doesn't need to be addressed in conversation with them....
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You are either a biological Female, or a biological Male. You can believe you are the opposite gender you were born, you can believe you’re both genders, you can believe you’re neither, but you were either born with TESTICLES, or OVARIES. Or both. Who knows. Be whatever you want to be, or whatever you feel is right, you can be transgendered, genderfluid or whatever (honestly I could...
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nagei:
zacharieforpresident:
zacharieforpresident:
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
More like 2006
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Would God rather us question His existence, or blindly believe in Him?
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arachnids8rip:
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
This is so fake, it hurts.
You people are so. Incredibly. Stupid if you believe this. This joke is SO OLD. It was around WAY BEFORE Bush was president. It was around when JIMMY CARTER was president.
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myheartisinsanfrancisco:
“Love just happens”
I found that a lot of people are very fond of saying different variations of, “Love just happens”. For example, “Don’t look for love, let love find you.” I do enjoy a good cliché, but give me a break. Exactly how does love just happen to anyone? Love, like anything else is something that you have to go after and fight for. Even when the situation...
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I went to the doctor yesterday to do my checkup after being off of the acid reflux medication for 3 months, and while I was there I finally talked to him about my anxiety. He wrote a prescription for a medication (an anti-depressant) and I’m scared to start taking it because of all of the possible side-effects listed on it, but mainly irritated because it says I can’t drink alcohol....
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So I was craving Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
So I bought a big box of it.
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I just came home from Brad’s house and when I turned onto the dirt road I passed a city cop with his spotlight on. VERY WEIRD because it’s a private road. Then I pull into our driveway and at the bottom of our property I can see another cop car with a spotlight, and there is an SUV parked there as well. So I’ve deduced that they are searching for someone in my neighborhood, NEXT...
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trekordie:
The thing I love about Star Trek is that we have six television series spanning multiple seasons, twelve feature length films, fans literally all over the world and even some currently in space, innumerable fan films and series in a ton of different languages, over forty years of fan fiction and art, several fully-developed languages, hundreds of official novels, thousands of...
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“I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go...”
– (via itmustbetheass)
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forteglyceride:
nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
